Showing posts with label Funny Stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Stuff. Show all posts

Monday, December 13, 2010

The Uggs Switch-Up


Look, Pash and I aren't complete opposites.
We're twinkies too!

What's funny about this picture - besides the matching sweatshirts, dogs, and boots - is that we mixed up our Uggs after this photo was taken.  I don't know how many four letter words I said under my breath as I tried to figure out why my 'Ugglies' had all of a sudden stretched on me.

Anyone that knows me oughta know that I LOOOOVE my Uggs this time of year. 
It's either the beloved Australian suede boots or my cowboy boots and they
wear and tear I have on each holds that statement true.  But Sissy called and asked if I had the Size 8's because she had the Size 7's.  We're going to do the switcharoo on Friday when Dad and I drive to Tuscaloosa to pack a few more things up.  I am running out of warm clothes!

I'm about to freeze my little butt off in Florida... it's coooold down here!


Ashley has snow in Alabama - and I KNOW she's missing those Uggs. 
They'll be there soon, Sissy!

peace and love
bai

Friday, December 10, 2010

My Funny Dogs

Ever since I have been home our family's dog, Lola, has been acting SO funny!
I don't know if she is jealous that Millie is home and getting spoiled by "Granna" and "Big Butch" or if she is going through one of those female dog "nesting" stages that some of them experience.  She's always been that way, and she's definitely being a nester right now!!

So much that it is beginning to drive my mom and I crazy...
and now Millie.

Except Millie is a lot more patient with being snugged up on now that she is outgrowing the
very rambunctious stage of being a puppy.  She's learning her adult moods, I believe.
They both like to snuggle up to "Granna" at night, and since Lola is in one of her moods and Millie is calming down a bit (at night at least) they have begun to snug up to one another, too.

Here's a some funny/cute pictures of the two of them!



peace and love
bai


Wednesday, October 20, 2010

funny convos

me: this bird you cannot change
him: or chain
me: freebirds are lovebirds
him: yep
me: you're my lovebird
him: you're my lovebird
me: no wait, you're my penguin
him: laughs at me
him: i'll be your penguin
me: did you know that when a penguin finds its soul-mate, it stays with it forever?
him: did you know that the male penguin has to take care of the egg or something?
me: like a mr. mom?
him: laughs at me more
me: that's awesome, the mr. mom.... while the female goes out there into the world and is the breadwinner and puts food on the table, huh?
him: except it's not a mr. mom yet - it's still an egg. 
me: even better, it's like he's mr. pregnant.
me again: but i'm serious, I just learned something new!

The End.

That was one of our conversations recently.
Our conversations are usually pretty random and hilarious. 
And I laugh a lot too.. but that would have been a little obnoxious to include. I just had to indicate that I'm funny by pin-pointing his laughter.

peace and love
bai

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

hgtv?

Well, here I am. All moved in. And guess what? I don't think I'm as neurotic as I (and some others) think I am!! Considering where I slept last night. But on the downside, I still get on those famous "high horses" of mine. Like when I posted a blog a couple of weeks ago and told you that I would NEVER, EVER, not in a million years would I, move back in to the same bedroom that I watched burn down.

Well, Millie's got a foot in her mouth for me. (Her 'Granna' sent her this because Millie used to bite at my toenails when she was a little itty bitty thing and my mom insisted that this [according to her] looks like my "ugly curvy feet." Gee, thanks! Sadly enough, the missing polish on the big toe does in fact look like mine right now. Who wants to go get pedis?)

At least I sounded convincing when I first went on my rage of refusal. It wasn't all that bad, though. New bed, new linens, new paint on the walls, and some new pretty tile on the floors that not only look better than the ancient, puppy-stained, grey, 'wanna-be berber' carpet but they remind me of being in my parent's clean and tiled Florida home. There's not too much decor, but I love my bohemian influence I threw in there. I dig the magenta, turquoise, mustard yellow, and lime green flare!

My wonderful and adorable boyfriend borrowed Tyler's truck and brought me some furniture. I'm going to paint my desk magenta with a creamy colored "crackle effect." I understand if you don't know the savvy Sherwin-Williams terms. I don't either. I was asked if I wanted a flat, satin, or glossy finish for my paint and I answered "flat." Then I was told I'd be getting satin. Sooooo, why'd ya even ask? Between he and Tyler, I have two very confident Sherwin-Williams managers in my life. Help me God, there is more to this life than high-quality paint, right? I had to add the high-quality part so that I don't get in trouble by tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum. I didn't make up those nicknames, let me get that clear, my Dad did and even though I love you both dearly, I must take Butch's side on this one.

I was going to paint the hand-me-down beside table, but then one of the Sherwin-Williams experts mentioned sandpaper and that idea went out the friggin' window. I don't like sandpaper. It somehow has the advantage over me when it comes to my phobia of the dentist. Call me crazy, but if  you would be too if you had to go through 23097 sets of front teeth and had to spend half your life in a dentist chair while they did whatever was done that felt oddly like taking sandpaper and going to town on my bonded, capped, and veneered pearly whites. Thank heavens for laughing gas (which made nothing about any of my dental experiences funny) and sometimes a tiny dose of Valium. So, sandpapering is a no-go! I still have my 14 different Wal-Mart lists thrown amongst the house, in true fire-refugee style, so I am adding a table cover to one of them and hope I remember it when I get inside the doomed place. I hate Wal-Mart. Still. Target girl 4 Life!

Thanks to everyone that has helped me get things rolling in my new, well newly renovated, dwelling. I have a lot to be thankful for and I will honor the Lord and praise Him for helping me through this hard time every night that I lay my head down to sleep on my very OWN bed! And maybe an afternoon nap here and there. What? Twenty-something year olds get tired, too.
Peace&Love
Bai

p.s. This is how Millie was playing with her toy while I was writing this.
What a weirdo.
Can you tell she blongs to me?
Not because she's weird, but because of those fantastic legs! ;)
Pardon the pictures. Resulting from the fire, I am camera-less. And I'm pretty sure my CrackBerry camera has a few smudges on the lense. More later? Possibly, maybe not. I'm busy ok.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

the one about karaoke bars

Last night, Chace and I met up with some of our friends at a karaoke bar in Birmingham. We picked up our friend Katherine and then met a bigger group at this place called "Starz." I had never been there before, but come to think of it - I've never been to a place that is solely karaoke. In Tuscaloosa, where it's true college town fashion, the pubs and bars will have a designated night that is solely karaoke... but there's no place like "Starz."

Call me a party-pooper if you must, but I don't really dig karaoke. I like to watch my friends make asses of themselves and I like the nostalgia that you get when someone sings something you haven't heard in years. You know what I'm talking about, you crazy karaoke fan you. The song that comes from way out in left field. Case in point: Goodbye Earl, by the Dixie Chicks. And yes... three tipsy girls got on stage and sang it together. Remember, when it comes to karaoke "cliche" is ALWAYS a neccessity and MUST be in full friggin' force!! Seriously, it's not so much that I don't dig karaoke, because I had a pretty fun time last night - it's just that I don't like getting up there and singing. I mean, I'd hate to put everyone else in the bar to shame with my incredible singing talent. I kid, I kid. I feel like my crazy life is entertaining enough. I don't have to have a microphone and make a spectacle of myself.

If I DO get all crazy-like and decide to entertain the crowd then my performance is strickly limited to Janis Joplin's Bobby McGee. One, I'm raspy like she is. Two, you can't really butcher it. And three, it's my favorite song ever. But I didn't do it last night. I wasn't feeling very Janis-like. Plus, I had heels on. If you know me, you know I'm not a dainty little girly girl. Every guy I've ever dated, and all of my friends, tease me about my noninterest in wearing dresses, my worn out gladiator sandles and my never-been-worn high heels. I'm pretty sure it's like Christmas Day to Chace if I actually spent time on myself getting ready. I usually give it a "I don't give a beep"and call it a night. So, putting on a show at "Starz" last night was not an option. Come on, though, for real - high heels or a 2 minute song? You can't have everything!

Kat sang "Lollipop" by Lil Wayne. Hilarious is an understatement. Oh but don't you worry... Chace is one of those creepy "iPhone" people and video recorded her entire rendition. If he knew how to work the damn thing I'd say I would post it but I am convinced that half the people that own those high tech phones don't know what in the world to do with them. (Note: I'm a BlackBerry addict therefore I am an iPhone hater by default.) Back to Kat, the girl had the entire place standing up and groovin' to the 2008 hip hop hit. It was impressive, to say the least.

What is your "go to" karaoke song?
If you were singing karaoke right now, what song would fit your mood?

Mine's 'Bobby McGee' by Janis Joplin.
My mood right now kinda calls for 'I Am The Walrus' by the Beatles.
I have been VERY much Beatles here lately. They're kinda a big deal.

Peace&Love
Bai