TUSCALOOSA, Ala.
Two very respected employees of the University of Alabama are in a heated dispute and leaving Alabama Athletics Director Mal Moore in a serious case of relief due to the fact that Alabama will take on South Carolina in Columbia this weekend, giving this situation the amount of time needed to handle it internally. It seems that the two loyal end-zone painters at Bryant-Denny Stadium are on strike due to unfair vacation hours. Prototypically, each - according to their title - 'endzone artist', is in charge of their endzone but more recently the two have been dividing it by home team and opponent team endzones.
According to a credible source, the 'endzone artist' in charge of Florida's endzone was allowed this week's paid vacation, while the Alabama endzone's 'artist' has been working over-time since the 'W' on Saturday.
A representative for the University of Alabama Athletics Department said that due to no contact being made in Florida's scoring endzone's, the University stands supportive of their decision to allow for vacation time. In addition, the representative said that extra vacation time will be given to the Alabama endzone's artist due to the fact that most of that paint is now worn on the white Gators jerseys which some believe to symbolize missed tackles and getting their asses handed to them.
Other reports have noted that insiders in Columbia at the University of South Carolina have called on Alabama representatives for information on how to deal with this issue as it prepares for a lop-sided workload with it's endzone workers this weekend as it hosts the undeniably No. 1 Alabama Crimson Tide on Saturday Oct. 9 at 3:30 Eastern Standard Time.
*totally a piece of creative writing.
peace and love
baily
can't decide if i enjoy watching him wig out on the sidelines more or coach k during a good tar heel season... they're both absolutely wonderful to be honest.
oops - you missed.
"do not make eye contact.... do not make eye contact....
whatever you do, don't look him in the eyes."
TYBALL, that you??? And I thought your athlete-look-alike was Kasey Kahne all this time.
wait... does this look familiar.....
...and for those of you who think the Tebow crying jokes retired when his college career did... you're wrong.
Urban Meyer. Such a joke that even Nick Saban laughs.
Setting yourself up, dude... L is Loser.
So dumb I thought this was an Auburn fan pic at first.
How's the stress now?
'yessuh'... undefeated since the 8th grade. Timmy who?
No, #22 is our Heisman RB. That's just our Center.
....scoring touchdowns on a top 10 really conceited team and stuff.
"Bama's Back"
"Imaginative, thrilling, and ultimately unstoppable offense used to be Meyer's trade. Now Saban has clearly stolen that from him, just as he has stolen control of America's toughest league." -Dave George, Palm Beach Post
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LOVE IT!! Peace, Love, and Roll Tide!!!!!!!:)
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